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Wednesday, 29 October 2014

Bobby Moore: The Man in Full - Book Review

There is an inherent dichotomy at the heart of  Matt Dickinson’s new book Booby Moore: The Man in Full. While the inside cover poses the questions ‘What of the failed businesses, whispers of bad behaviour, links to the East End underworld and turbulent private life?’, the back dust jacket quotes Moore’s friend Sir Michael Parkinson “When you stop to think you realised you knew fuck all about him’ That central issue is the frustration at the heart of any book about the iconic England captain.

It would be wrong to claim that Dickinson, the Chief Football Correspondent for The Times, really answers any of the questions -- in many ways it poses even more -- but it would also be unfair to pretend that the book doesn’t at least try to get to the heart of a frustrating character; someone who is revered even more now than in his lifetime, but also a person whose traits and flaws seem to have grown exponentially since his untimely death in 1993.

With Moore passing tragically early at the age of 51 – the failure of medical staff to detect the early symptoms of the bowel and liver cancer that eventually took him being a strong theme in the book -- there are no new stories to tell, no new insights to be had. All there is a continuation of the Bobby Moore legend , one that grows with every failure by subsequent England teams, and a 21st Century reassessment that wonders how, in a world that still basks in the David Beckham aura, Moore remained outside of the mainstream following his retirement from football.

Looked at today, it’s hard to imagine that Bobby Moore wouldn’t have joined the pantheon of feted sports stars had he lived. There’s surely no way that he wouldn’t have received a knighthood and how would the 2012 Olympics in Stratford gone ahead without his involvement, for example. It’s almost certain that England and West Ham would have utilised his fame too – particularly when current West Ham and former Sunday Sport owners David Gold and David Sullivan were virtually the only people who offered Moore any type of well-paid job during his post-playing career. But although it is generally accepted that it was the failing of the England hierarchy to harness the statesmanlike qualities of Moore after his playing days were finished, there is a nagging sense in Dickinson’s book that the fault lies as much with Moore as the usual suited suspects the fans and media like to snipe at.

Although leaving the reader to judge for themselves, the book comes close to suggesting that perhaps Moore didn’t have what it takes to become a good coach or manager and perhaps, just lacked that certain trait – arrogance being prime, it seems -- to grab the political or diplomatic role taken by compatriots like Franz Beckenbauer or Pele. 

Interestingly though, ‘The Man in Full’ is littered with references to Moore ‘staggering home’, ‘collapsing in an armchair’ or ‘crawling up the stairs’ yet shies away from suggesting that Moore might have had the same problem with drink that Bobby’s friend Jimmy Greaves later admitted tto. And while it’s certainly the case that English football was stuffed with ‘bon viveur’ at the time, chatting to Moore’s compatriots only really highlights the image of the England and West Ham captain as a man out of time as European influences on fitness and diet started to seep into the British game.

The fact is Ron Greenwood’s assertion that he could talk all day about Moore the footballer but would dry up in few minutes if discussing Moore the man, remains pretty much the flavour of the book and Dickinson’s attempts at speaking to some of the people who knew him best: Mike Summerbee, Harry Redknapp, Rodney Marsh and, crucially, Bobby’s first wife Tina actually only serves to muddy the water.

The only glimpse of a man who the general public didn’t know comes with the insights into Moore’s second marriage to Stephanie. Certainly the break-up with Tina and the difficulty the family-man had at leaving his home are a painful and tragic read. But stripped of the uncomfortable ‘love story of the century’ from Moore’s own biography, there is a sense that, for perhaps the only time in his life, Moore was able to become the man he wanted to be, embracing travel, the theatre and opera in a way that doesn’t sit easily to a man used to propping up a bar stool in Bethnal Green. 

In addition, the juxtaposing of Moore’s personality by the two women who loved him is touching and heartfelt; Tina in particular ironically mirroring the theme of Dickinson’s book in being fascinatingly unsure of a man she spent 24 years with. 

At the heart of ‘The Man in Full’ though is a familiar story that we may all know but one that just keeps giving. The tale of a shy boy from Barking who grew to captain his local team to unprecedented Cup and European glory and his national team to the biggest prize in sport, establishing himself as a sporting icon even though he was, by his own admission, a slow defender and a poor header of the ball. 

Set against stories today of players with sublime skill, at the peak of physical perfection, pampered by clubs and feted by fans everywhere, Moore’s rise to the pinnacle of the game seems an even greater story now than it was at the time. References to that day in 1966 still produces Goosebumps and, if the reader’s support extends to Moore’s West Ham career, there are chunks of the book almost guaranteed to bring a tear to the eye.

Matt Dickinson’s ‘Man in Full’ is a book that attempts to explain something about a national icon who was always a private person; a man who suffered testicular cancer at 23 but who never told a soul – even hiding himself in the shower on match days to mask his ‘loss’. With such privacy, it would always be a thankless task to try and peel away the layers and reveal something we didn’t already know and although Dickinson doesn’t quite pull that off, he does manage to produce a fascinating and easily-red book that will delight and intrigue in equal measure.

Perhaps not a man in full then but still one that, even glimpsed at slightly, will forever be held as a national icon and the pinnacle of sporting success. In truth, that’s pretty much all we want anyway.


Bobby Moore: The Definitive Biography - Book Review


Bobby Moore: The Definitive Biography is an updated and expanded version of Jeff Powell’s original book first published in 1976, with the addition of a prologue – inevitably counterpointing Moore’s ultimate World Cup success with England’s inept failure in Brazil this summer – and eight chapters encasing the original book: picking up Moore’s story from where the first publication left-off, taking us through the England captain’s painful retirement, second marriage and on to his illness and tragic death in 1993. 

Powell was one of Moore’s best friends and there is little doubt that England’s greatest player would only ever trust his full story to be told by the award-winning Daily Mail journalist and Powell’s insights into Moore’s personality and behaviour are evident throughout. 

I have long cherished the 1976 autobiography, it’s a book I’ve returned to many times for anecdotes and reference. It left a mark on me when I first read it, differing as it does from most sporting autobiographies in that the thoughts of the subject have been brought to life by the journalistic skills of Powell, writing in the third person as if his ghost writer were actually present to record Moore’s thoughts and actions. This makes the book read almost as a novel and the style can illuminate or jar depending on your point of view and re-reading the original it has to be said that some of the prose now seems anachronistic. 
In one chapter a discussion with old Hammers colleague Johnny ‘Budgie’ Byrne about the relative managerial merits of Alf Ramsey over Ron Greenwood has Moore contemplating ‘as the huge darkening sun dipped behind the velvet folds of night’. 

It’s not recorded that Powell was there for the meeting, so either Moore described the scene or Powell has used some journalistic licence. Apart from in itself being a clunky piece of phrasing, it’s then hard not to stop and wonder how the description came about and, if you’re someone who can’t simply take what is on the written page and leave it, then the prose becomes annoying and ultimately distracting.

“Hey Bob, that’s an interesting conversation you had with Budgie. I’d like to put that in the book but I need a bit of prose to make it read better. Can you remember anything about where you were or what was happening when you had this conversation”



“Well Jeff, I do remember that behind Budgie I saw a huge darkening sun dipping below the velvet folds of night…”


Nevertheless Moore’s personal thoughts still continue to surprise: following the infamous story dealing with the stolen bracelet in Bogota on the eve of the 1970 World Cup, for example, there is a passage in which Moore – given a gold identity bracelet as an ironic gift by his wife – intriguingly questions why he was left stranded in the Colombian capital by Alf Ramsey. 

Later Moore sits alone in his hotel room after the 1975 FA Cup final in which the Fulham side he represented were beaten 2-0 at Wembley by his old West Ham mates, his ‘bow tie hanging loose on his shirt front‘ Moore looks at his runners-up medal and says “I’m glad I didn’t get many of these!” This is a more realistic situation where Moore would presumably share his thoughts with Powell later and it’s where the book works best. 

The main Aspects of Moore’s life that had only been hinted at or even hidden when they occurred are also illuminating - attempts by Brian Clough to lure Moore to Derby County, how the West Ham captain fell out with Ron Greenwood following the infamous Blackpool incident, how the only England player ever to lift the World Cup was almost ineligible to play in ’66 – these revelations may shock Hammers fans reared on Moore’s supposedly unquestioned loyalty to his local team. 

Powell’s close relationship with Moore is both the book’s strength and major weakness though and it has to be said the extra chapters – although obviously necessary in terms of covering Moore’s life – include a lack of subjectivity that makes for uncomfortable reading at times. 

Returning to the original part of the book years later, there’s a definite feeling that the world has moved on, both in terms of Moore’s standing within the game and – it has to be said – Powell’s ghost-written style. 

For a West Ham fan, the lack of objectivity in Powell’s book will make Moore appear even more of a paragon of virtue. For others without claret and blood in their veins though, some of the eulogising may be difficult to stomach; the linking of Moore’s death with a lowering of standards in English society may enthuse Conservative thinkers – the capital c intentional with Powell’s political leanings in evidence in the extra chapters – while more liberal others may baulk at the comparison of Moore’s upstanding virtues with the ‘brutishness of Johnny Rotten’. This is a comparison both wrong and unnecessary.

The collapse of Moore’s marriage to first-love Tina - Powell was actually best man at the former England captain’s wedding to his second wife Stephanie, while Moore reciprocated at Powell’s – makes for uncomfortable reading in all senses. Powell’s eulogising of it as ‘one of the great love affairs of our time’ may force some to question the benefit of Powell’s closeness to the subject, and it’s left to the reader to consider if Moore’s frustration with the lack of opportunities available to him as a retired footballer didn’t ultimately impinge in his personal life. Moore, to be fair, blamed himself for the collapse of his marriage and there is a stoicism and candour in this aspect that seems very much part of the Bobby Moore legacy.

It’s for the football that most will turn to this book though and there is a fascinating debate to be had about the failure of football’s hierarchy in the latter quarter of the 20th Century to embrace Moore as a statesman or – as Germany did with Franz Beckenbauer – use their greatest player as a springboard for a new regime. 

The sad indictment of the book though isn’t that Moore’s coaching and ambassadorial skills were ignored during his lifetime, but rather changing attitudes and the failure of successive England campaigns, surely indicate that - had Moore lived beyond the cruelly short 52 years he was given – England’s captain probably would have gained some position of power within the game.

The rise of celebrity culture best signified by David Beckham has changed the way we view past success and it’s not beyond the realms of possibility to consider Moore may even have had the England job when the controversial postings of Sven Goran-Eriksson and Fabio Capello were being made. Had he lived, Moore would now only be 6 years older than Roy Hodgson. 

Bobby Moore: The Definitive biography is then, an essential read for anyone interested in the life and times of English footballers greatest captain and is worth the price for that alone. Powell’s style and personal views may irk some but there is little doubt that his personal friendship with the great man has elicited confidences that are lacking in other books about the man whom the rest of the football world still view with some awe. 

Ultimately though, there is a profound sense that the 21st Century has revised Moore’s legacy in a way that England and West Ham’s greatest captain would have been proud of. 

Saturday, 19 July 2014

RIP Puss-Puss (Paolo di Cattio) 1998 - 2014

Known to followers of the Blagg blog back from the old days on the 'Ironworks' site, Puss even got a mention on the dust jacket of 'Nightmare' so he will be immortalised in some small way, I guess.


Thanks for the happy memories. I'm gonna miss you, little fella!






Monday, 14 July 2014

World Cup Diary - Day 32 The Final

Today's World Cup Menu
Bratwurst with German mustard, German spicy salami, Frikadellen meatballs, Viento Sur Argentinian Malbec

Germany win it!

Germany justifiably won the 2014 World Cup with an excellent team performance topped by a superb winning goal in extra time from Mario Gozte. After 113 minutes of quality football that Argentina shaded on chances alone, the deadlock was broken in sublime fashion by a substitute who managed to score one of the goals of the tournament too in the process.

Argentina were understandably broken at the end as they knew that at least two chances that fell to Messi and Higuane that saw them clean through with only the keeper to beat. But when that keeper is 'only' Manuel Neuer and he is generally recognised as being the best in the world then it puts a bit more pressure on and neither chance was even on target with Messi's rolling just wide. I wonder how much the build up of invincibility that Neuer has garnered led to those missed opportunities in the final? I expect a lot.

There's little point in discussing the final at length; there are places galore to do that. All that needs to be said is that the best team won, Neuer rightly won the Golden Glove for best goalkeeper and Lionel Messi was - incorrectly in my view - named as Player of the Tournament. In the sense that, without the Barcelona player, Argentina probably wouldn't have got as far as they had, could then I guess, make an argument for him. However, for me, he failed to make his mark on the big games and was virtually anonymous in the semi and final. For that reason alone he would not be the best player for me. Germany must have had four or five players better or, for an outside runner, it could have gone to Colombia's James Rodriguez - although it would be unusual for the best player to be someone who has gone out in the quarter-final.

Generally the 2014 World Cup has been seen as a major success although I have felt it hasn't always been as scintillating as those sitting in Brazil itself would sometimes have it. Personally, I've enjoyed the tournament immensely although I'm not sure the experiment of the referee's keeping their cards in their pockets really worked - there could have been a sending off or two in the final - but it was a shame that player's couldn't have taken the opportunity to at least try not to cheat and foul as a result. All this proved to me was that it isn't the official's fault that games are decided by cards and ten or nine man teams.

Some of the later games became dull as fear crept in and I think it would be worth trying - at International level at least - perhaps changing the rules for substitutions during the extra time period. Although the final thankfully proved otherwise, too often extra time is merely a prelude to a penalty shoot-out and something needs to be done to make extra time a viable opportunity to win the game. It would be an interesting experiment to see if the opportunity to bring on two extra subs in added time forced more teams to try and win the game during the allotted period. It may not work but something needs to be done.

Similarly, as in the league and continental game, it is sad to see the return of the 'professional' foul, which seems to have crept back into the game. All the foam lines in the world won't help if this continues and there needs to be some extra punishment for blatant fouling elsewhere on the field when normal convention suggests it 'doesn't mean as much'. Perhaps a further ten yards from where the foul took place would cut it out.

However, it does seem to be flowing against the tide to suggest that things aren't top notch when pretty much everyone is back-slapping over a successful tournament so I'll just put it down to the late nights and the World Cup menu and bid you all farewell from another World Cup blog.

Without the continued input into ESPN as I've had in previous years, it's been quite hard to keep this up and it may not be something I'd try and do in the future..but hey!  that's four years away now (Gulp!) so I think I'll leave it all at this point and just thank everyone who has joined in the hoopla.

The Premier League starts in just over a month.... Ho-hum!

Saturday, 12 July 2014

World Cup Diary - Day 31 3rd / 4th Place Play-off

Netherlands get the bronze
There was no redemption for Brazil in the 3rd / 4th Play-off match as Robin van Persie put the Netherlands ahead from the spot after two minutes; with Blind adding a second after 17 minutes and Wijnaldum scoring late on, the home side trooped off to another chorus of boos.

The question isn't so much what happened to the host nation at the end but, rather, how did they get this far in the first place? Just a few weeks ago we were expecting great things - or so the pundits told us anyway - from the men in yellow, and now they look terribly mortal. There were some players out there tonight who looked mentally shattered and I'm not sure some will really find their way back.

When Brazil beat Colombia in the quarter-final, one pundit opined that  the Colombian's played the shirt and not the team. I'm sure many have done that in the past - I've certainly witnessed it on many occasions with Brazil teams I wasn't sure were really that good but went on to win the trophy - but I think this week may have shattered that forever.

Even when not at their best, Brazilian teams have always had something in reserve; an extra bit of mental pressure that usually tells - particularly in the big competitions. Now that has gone and players like Hulk, Fred, Paulinho and David Luiz not only look ordinary but also terribly vulnerable. Worse still; Jo - one of the players bought in to try and ensure Brazil at least got something from this World Cup - looked even worse than the players already in the team. The suggestion that there is nothing coming through for Brazil is unmistakable.

Nevertheless, this shouldn't detract from the performance of the Dutch who looked bright, lively and inventive. It's just a shame they seemed to lose their way in mid-week against Argentina as a Germany v Holland final would be much easier for an England supporter to stomach.

Thursday, 10 July 2014

World Cup Diary - Day 29 Football's Chaos Theory

My Big Boy’s Book of Science tells me that the Chaos theory is a field of study in mathematics, with applications in several disciplines including meteorology, sociology, physics, engineering, economics, biology, and philosophy.  Nowhere does it say it applies to football too but, as we approach the end of another World Cup, I think it should be added. For there is surely nothing that indicates more that small initial conditions can produce widely diverging outcomes, than a game that involves a sphere, 30 or so men with their own issues and a game built around  a 90 – 120 minute random period of time.

Because for everyone who can point to the organisation, confidence and inner-belief of Germany, the skill of Lionel Messi and the spirit of the players around him, there are a dozen examples of men and teams no longer concerned with the World Cup who have gone out for a variety of reasons, but with no discernible explanation for why they have behaved as they have done. Random decisions, chance elements  and incorrect choices have been made at critical times and who knows what might have occurred without that ‘butterfly effect’? Of course, the prime example in 2014 will always be that of Luis Suarez and his legendary bite, but there are dozens and dozens of equally interesting examples elsewhere.

In real terms, simply saying ‘England [or insert country of choice] are rubbish’ or a random player ‘isn’t good enough’ is nonsense. In other scenarios, at other times, at other levels, England [ditto icoc] and its players are obviously more than good enough. It will be interesting to see the hundreds of thousands of fans, many of whom could barely bring themselves to utter  the names of several of the England squad a few weeks ago, welcoming their heroes back to the Premier league when it starts in a month’s time. My guess is there will be few calling for Wayne Rooney to retire  because he isn’t deemed ‘world class’ when he nets a brace against West Bromwich Albion one rainy night in November.

Much as many of us might like to deny it, reality has a habit of rearing its ugly head. A few short weeks ago, the English nation was wringing its collective hands, bemoaning the state of affairs that not only saw the national team dumped out in the group stages at the bottom of the table, but also saw an unfancied Costa Rica top the other nations. Of course, we sympathised as the South American’s went out in the quarter-final on penalties – but now?

Leaving aside the machinations of the importance of club football over the International side – a major factor in the make-up of the England mentality but barely ever discussed anywhere - the fact is some of those players who have been feted over the past weeks playing for lesser-known South American, Asian or European  teams would not get into the England side simply because they would never be picked at club level. Interesting to consider why when you look at the impact some of those players have had.  Even in the attritional and turgid semi-final between Holland and Argentina, did the final accolade not go to a goal-keeper who had barely played all season?

Put all illusions aside for a moment and consider any universe in which any England manager – past, present or future – would pick a player like Sergio Romero knowing full well he’d barely figured in a first team game all season. That manager would be pilloried by public and press alike. Yet on Sunday, this discarded keeper could be holding the World Cup. National trait or random element? You decide.

Apart from individual performances – and really, whatever your allegiances,  you can pick your own favourites out and debate them all day – there is the collective will of the group. Germany is naturally a fine example, as the squad mentality barely seems to be any different regardless of the decade of the competition or the make-up of the individuals of that group. Despite concerted efforts by everyone from the gentleman of the quality press to the lowest of the humble blogger, the World Cup does annoyingly seem to throw up national stereotypes that it’s difficult to ignore.

Even so, I’ve not seen it noted elsewhere but did no-one spot how the Germans not only appeared calm and collected within the framework of the team but also physically looked more composed? While the Brazilians – in conditions that should suit them better at home – looked sweaty and dishevelled, the Germans appeared as if they hadn’t run at all. Was it the Cooling Glove used by the team at half-time? If so, it seems to work, as none of the players looked as if they perspired. If, as one TV commentator had it “They let the ball do the work” then shouldn’t all other nations copy that? Of course, they would if they could, but put another European nation– Italy or England are obvious examples – a South American or Asian country there and see what happens. The result would not be the same -regardless of the paucity of the opposition.

And lest this be seen as a criticism of the insularity of the English or the shortcomings of other countries, lets make one thing clear; the World Cup only comes round every 4 years and there is an awful lot of football played between that period.  Example? Well,  good as this World Cup has been for goals, I’m sure I’m not alone in noticing how poorly the ball has been struck from wide areas; the quality from corners, free-kicks and open play crossing has been simply abysmal (Oddly, I’ve noticed few pundits mentioning this on TV or in the press). I wouldn’t recommend anyone watch the shocking semi-final between Argentina and Holland again – not unless you’re trying to get an early night anyway – but if you did, note the appalling crosses from Dick Kuyt that not only eluded his own forwards but also the opposition goalkeeper as they bounced behind closer to the corner-flag.

In a month’s time, my own club West Ham will kick-off a new season spearheaded by a 6’ 4” (1.91m) striker called Andy Carroll. Sam Allardyce – a manger who was under pressure for much of last season because of his direct way of playing – will ensure that every free-kick and corner will be met by the head of Carroll as he attempts to cause carnage in the penalty area in a welter of elbows and knees. Carroll will win most of these headers – we know this because he always does – and some people will moan and talk about the Premier League’s lack of finesse etc. But it’s effective and I’d much rather see the head of a huge Centre-forward finding the ball from his own team mate than watch the aimless crossing from a large percentage of the passes I’ve witnessed in this World Cup.


Of course, there will be Germans and Argentines reading this who will think “Ha! This is why the English have won nothing since 1966” and they may be right too. But ultimately, when Sunday is done and dusted there will only be one team holding the trophy and the rest will be nowhere. I’ve seen nothing in all my years of football to convince me that the winners will have conspired to do much more than bring together a random number of elements that have combines to produce an ultimate victory.  Good luck to the winners – I’d hope to see England emulate the feat of ’66 again one day – but don’t believe it ever does happen that it isn’t just another turn of the wheel; another result in the chaos in which football lives.

World Cup Diary - Day 28 No Dutch Courage

Tea break over!
That reminded me of the old joke - 'Tea break over, back on yer 'eads' (Ask your parents!)!

After the astonishing events of the previous evening, dull semi-final football returned with the Netherlands and Argentina fighting out a turgid 0-0 war of attrition in which neither side looked much interested in doing anything bar taking it to penalties. Although perhaps that is a little harsh eventually on the Dutch...

For in extra time, Louis van Gaal did bring on Klass-Jan Huntelaar for a misfiring Robin van Persie in an attempt to beef up his front-line and the men in Orange did look the more likely to score as Argentina simply shored up their midfield. But in a game in which Lionel Messi went missing, nobody could do much. However, van Gaal's decision to try and win the game rather than bring on substitute keeper Tim Krul as he did in the previous round did seem to impact on the eventual penalty shoot-out.

In fact, harsh though it may seem, there's a good argument for saying the Dutch got this penalty competition as wrong as they got the previous one right. In sending up Ron Vlaar to take the first penalty, the Netherlands sent out a signal. Segio Romero saved Vlaar's spot kick before Messi stepped up to coolly put his penalty aware despite Jasper Cillessen trying to do what his compatriot Krul had tried to do against Costa Rica last weekend.

It was noticeable that the referee stood before the penalty spot and waved away Cillessen's attempts to get 'in the face' of the Argentine takers and - though it's unlikely it may have made much difference - there was a definite sense that the Dutch keeper was not likely to save any well hit spot kick. Apparently, he had never save a penalty in his professional career and Cillessen could only watch as each penalty flew past him and Romero saved another from Wesley Sneijder.

It was the seemingly dull substitution of bringing on Maxi Rodriguez for Levezzi after 100 minutes that proved to be the masterstroke - the former Liverpool player hitting home the decisive penalty to put Argentina through.

The Dutch once again then come up short - proving how hard it can be to actually win this competition regardless of how many good players a country produces - and Argentina go on to face Germany in Sunday's final. See! They all laughed when Spain, Italy and England limped out but now look what we have!

Tuesday, 8 July 2014

World Cup Diary - Day 27 Sensation!

Did I really just see that?
Football was back and how!

The first semi-final of this year's World Cup and the score was Brazil 1 Germany 7. I suspect I can return to look at this score many times over the years and it will still look like a dream. 

Seven to Germany and it could have been many more, Mesut Ozil was clean through and beat the keeper with a couple of minutes to play, but saw the ball roll agonisingly wide when he really should have scored. Brazil struck their only goal from the moves resulting from the goal-kick and it was far, far more than they deserved.

Germany were clinical and played some excellent football but Brazil.. they were just awful. Seriously, I've been watching football a long time and I've never seen anything like it at the top level. BBC pundits were talking about previous records where Saudi Arabia conceded eight etc. but this was a World Cup semi-final and this was Brazil we're talking about. It was utterly astonishing. Some of the Brazilian players - Fred, David Luiz, Hulk - were worse than ordinary, their performances so wretched it was actually painful to watch at times.

Oddly, it was so unutterably astounding I can't think of anything else to say.

*Mouths like a fish but nothing comes out* 

Saturday, 5 July 2014

World Cup Diary - Day 24 It's Argentina and Holland

Today's World Cup Menu
Belgium Waffle, Cuma Organic Argentinian Malbec, Costa Rica Fair Trade Coffee

60 Years On
Is there really a change taking place? For the first time in 60 years are England fans prepared to move on and support Germany against Argentina in next week's semi-finals? That's the situation following the South American's 1-0 win over Belgium who - when it cam down to it - just didn't have that bit extra required to go further. When Higuain put Argentina ahead after only eight minutes, it suggested that it might open up the game and make it an exciting encounter with plenty of chances but it didn't really turn out like that. 

Similarly, in the later game, it was all rather cagey between the Netherlands and Costa Rica and extra time couldn't separate the teams, with the Dutch manager Van Gaal causing a sensation by substituting his goalkeeper with the last kick of the match. Madness or genius? The result is all, of course so it turned out to be a master stroke as Newcastle's Tim Krul saved two penalties to send the Orange shirts through. 

So it's Argentina v the Netherlands and Brazil v Germany in the mid-week's semi-final's and this is actually quite hard to call, but it would be amusing to see an all-European final when most everyone is expecting the match that was predicted before a ball was kicked. Much will depend on if Brazil can get over the loss of Neymar - out for a month with a vertebrae injury sustained in the closing minutes of the Colombia game - and if Messi can inspire Argentina once more.

Me? Awww...all right then. Pass me the bratwurst and the lederhosen. Sorry Nan - wherever you are! 

Friday, 4 July 2014

World Cup Diary - Day 23 Quarter finals: France and Colombia go out

Today's World Cup Menu
Bavarian Smoked Ham, Bratwurst, Brahma Cerveja do Brasil, Mentzendorff Kummel, Colombian Percol Fair Trade Coffee

Quarter-final Day 1
I wonder what it would be like to get to a World Cup quarter-final, get all worked up, analyse, pontificate, debate, discuss tactics and team selection, bite your nails and then find the whole thing has been for nothing 'cos the other team hasn't bothered to turn up. That's how Germany must feel this evening after a nothing game in which France fell behind after Mats Hummels' headed in after 14 minutes; Les Bleus barely broke sweat after that.

Germany were obviously good at  pretty much killing the game without really threatening again and France...well, France seemed to think it was all too much for a hot day in Rio and barely did anything except, inevitably, in the last few minutes. Even then, Manuel Neuer in Germany's goal was hardly bothered and he had the air of a man who doesn't expect to pick the ball out of the net again this tournament. 

All very well if you're German but tedious for the neutral.

A different affair in Estadio Castela where Brazil overcame Colombia 2-1 and James Rodriguez joined the pantheon of those who have shed Gazza tears; the poor lad getting scant protection from the referee in a match littered with fouls that went unpunished. It's good for a ref to let a game flow but this got left to the stage where players realised they weren't going to see a card and just carried on with the alehouse stuff. Nevertheless, it was rip-roaring fayre, with the crowd roar creating a great atmosphere that easily transferred itself to the TV and the game became unbearably tense once Rodriguez pulled a goal back to make it 2-1 after 80 minutes. The hosts hung on but Colombia looked the equal of the men in yellow throughout.

The result was that, once again, you're left wondering if Brazil really are any good. I suspect the Germans will tell us.

Wednesday, 2 July 2014

World Cup Diary - Day 20 Game of the Tournament?

Today's World Cup Menu
Kentucky Fried Chicken with Jeremiah Weed Kentucky Cider 

Game of the Tournament?
I may return later to remove that question mark but I doubt the superb game between the USA and Belgium will be bettered in this World Cup. Incredible to think it was 0-0 at full time and the 2-1 score-line at the end of extra-time did rather flatter the Americans for whom Tim Howard was immense. Belgium now go on to meet Argentina who secured a late win with a solitary goal in a shocking game that was as bad as the Belgium / USA one was good.

Elsewhere, Luis Suarez has apologised for biting the shoulder of Giorgio Chiellini, prompting fans everywhere to go "Ahhhh, what a nice bloke!". The President of Barcelona went further saying that the apology showed how 'Humble' Suarez was. Within an hour, Liverpool opened talks with Barca over the possibility of the Uruguayan joining the Spanish giants for a stupid fee.  You gotta love football politics, ain't ya?

Tuesday, 1 July 2014

World Cup Diary - Day 19 Order is Restored

Today's World Cup Menu
Cotes du Rhone, Chicken with Brie and Bacon in a White Wine sauce, Frankfurters with German mustard. 


Order is Restored...
....In all senses, I've started watching the World Cup again and Germany got past Algeria 2-1 while France beat Nigeria 2-0 in the Round of 16 to set-up a tasty quarter-final. Both matches were tough on the favourites who hardly stamped their superior tournament experience on the games and the African teams can point to plenty of chances of their own in two exciting games.

Algeria even took Germany to extra time but when Schurrle scored two minutes later and Ozil scored a minute before the whistle, there was a sense that the European side had always had an extra something in the locker. Fortunately, Algeria scored on the very last kick giving the score-line a look that better reflected the play. If Algeria continue in this vein they could very well be the first African team that is able to make that extra step next time.

So a quarter-final tie between two old foes; "Germany and France have history going back to '82" said wise old Glenn Hoddle. I think it may go back a tad before that actually...!

Monday, 30 June 2014

World Cup Diary - Day 18 Elton John

Not much Football Today
Feeling better but a family function and another concert meant I only got to watch the last 30 minutes, extra time and penalties of the Greece v Costa Rica game which the South American's won when Theofanis Gekas's kick was superbly saved by Kaylor Navas.

Costa Rica should have had a penalty when one - nil up, with what looked a fairly obvious handball that no-one seemed to spot but, despite that, I felt sorry for the Greeks who looked more likely to go through when they scored their injury time equaliser from Sokratis. Costa Rica had been on the ropes from just after the hour mark when Oscar Duarte was sent off for two bookable offences and looked all-in during extra time. The shoot-out was a fine example of under-pressure penalty taking from both sides though.

Earlier on, I'd been to see Elton John - who'd I'd never seen live before - as he was playing just 15 minutes walk from where I live and it would have been rude not to have gone. Fizzled out a bit before the end for me but while you contemplate that, here's another tune...



World Cup Diary - Day 17 Cockney Rebel

As Morrisey once said...
...I'm still Ill but that's not the reason I won't be seeing any football today, but rather I need to drag my fever'd overrun body to the Royal Albert Hall in England's wonderful capital to see Cockney Rebel. Well, they're there and it would be rude not to go.

So you enjoy the music and in the meantime, here is another tune



Thursday, 26 June 2014

World Cup Diary - Day 15 The Group Stage Ends as FIFA Bite Back

Today's World Cup Menu
Lamb Tagine with Pulled Pork Parcels, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, Belgian Triple Chocolate dessert, Californian Zinfandel, Roast Dog (just another example of my irrepressible humour there) and Vodka (Come on Capello, I've got a bottle to sink here!).

Another Blagg blog
ESPN FC Blog 26th June
In which our hero complains about that bloody National Anthem and points out England are quite good at a few things but not great at any.

The Group Stage Ends
Germany beat the USA 1-0 but both went through thanks to Portugal's 2-1 win over Ghana which did nothing for either side. In the later games, 10-man Belgium beat South Korea 1-0 while Algeria drew with Russia to ensure the African side qualified for the Group of 16. This means I had only two shots of vodka but I can have some more Tagine.

Nine international games, £100,000 Swiss dollars and four months from all forms of football; the punishment for the Luis Suarez bite on Giorgio Chiellini. Yes, it's deserved of course but isn't this an interesting precedent here? 

The referee didn't see the incident so Suarez has been convicted on TV replay evidence. Nothing wrong with that, of course if the evidence is conclusive - but then isn't that what TV evidence actually is? FIFA paid a lot for goal-line technology but didn't we all know Frank Lampard's shot was a yard over the line four years ago? After all, we all saw it on TV and it was being shown to millions even before a baffled Lampard had managed to run up the referee in real time. 

In short, use TV evidence if you must but let's also use it for when a player is sent off for smacking an opponent in the face when TV clearly shows his elbow was nowhere near the man rolling on the floor in acute pain. Use it for poor tackles that the referee misses. Use it for offside.

In the Suarez incident, the issue is magnified by the fact that the resulting ban means Suarez's club side - currently Liverpool, but it may not be after this - lose their player too. There will undoubtedly be those who even argue that this is unfair. Should a club be punished for a misdemeanor carried out on a football pitch thousands of miles away?  Let's be clear here; leaving aside the incident - difficult I know but try - a massive line has been (or should have been anyway) drawn in the sand here by FIFA. 

Retrospective bans? No problem at all but let's make sure it is used fairly.

And another thing!

Uruguay and Suarez are to appeal. On what grounds can they possibly appeal? That the TV replay doesn't show the real truth? Failure to come to terms with this is making Uruguayan football a laughing stock. It's not down to the British press (If the press can coerce FIFA into doing something they don't want then the 2022 World Cup would be taking place in England!), nor the Italians and Brazilians but if the rest of the world thinks you are deranged then, just possibly, you are. 

Scotland manager Gordon Strachan speaking on ITV was superb as he pointed out we shouldn't be surprised by this attempt at claiming innocence, pointing out that 'football had no morals'.

"We give Uruguay stick about defending Suarez, but every manager defends his player"

"Over the years I have played there has been wife-batterers, drink-driving incidents, infidelity, Eric Cantona jumping into the crowd and kung-fu-ing someone in the chest. The clubs stand by them"

"The supporters themselves, when these guys come back they stand up and applaud them on the pitch. So don't anybody start talking about morals - we don't have any in football"

Wednesday, 25 June 2014

World Cup Diary - Day 14 Night in the Big Top

Today's World Cup Menu
Swiss Chocolate dessert, La Francette Cabernet Sauvignon

Night in the Big Top
Punk poet, wit, raconteur and general bloke in amazing drain pipe trousers, John Cooper Clarke was playing in a Big Top in my local park this evening. It would have been rude not to go. As good as he ever was (keep this quiet but I first saw Clarke supporting Elvis Costello back in 1977) but reading rather too quickly to always get the full effect of the poetry. Still here's Twat from 1982



Supporting JCC was Mike Garry who was also excellent and I urge you to seek out his stuff. Here's 'St Anthony' - a tribute to Anthony Wilson (If you don't know who he i sthen google it!).



Meanwhile, back in Brazil, France and Switzerland qualified - thus making sure my required quotient of wine and chocolate is kept up - while Argentina qualified beating Nigeria 3-2. Fortunately, for the African side Croatia finally found their form and run out east winners over Iran ensuring Nigeria go through. Good stuff!

Tuesday, 24 June 2014

World Cup Diary - Day 13 England Catch the Bus

Today's World Cup Menu
Moussaka, Dolmades, Negroamaro Salento Italian red

England limp home
A tedious 0-0 draw with surprise package Costa Rica ensured England at least left Brazil with a point, but there was little else to enthuse about in a dull game that was the type of thing we expected at least once from the Three Lions - so we shouldn't be disappointed. When BBC coverage spends the first 30 minutes of their match discussing the Italy v Uruguay game that was being played simultaneously in Natal before mentioning the home nation then you know something must be amiss.

Mind you the Uruguay victory that sent the Italians home, did have one major talking about. Am I the only one who finds Luis Suarez biting people very funny? When I was a boy a First Division player biting someone's ear off only brought a quick word as the ref run past. Man up yer jessie's!

Monday, 23 June 2014

World Cup Diary - Day 12 Costa Rica Match Preview

Today's World Cup Menu
Vina Maipo Chilean Merlot, Paella, San Miguel Cerveza

ESPN FC Link 

Sunday, 22 June 2014

World Cup Diary - Day 11 Father's Day 2

Today's World Cup Menu
Duval Belgian Ale, McDonald's Quarter-pounder  - No Russian goals so no vodka 

Out with my daughter today, as I didn't see her last week for Father's Day, so I missed the Belgium v Russia game because I was driving for half of it and ..errr...kipping through the other half. It was a game I wanted to see but it was apparently very poor with Belgium snatching it late.

It's hard to assess the competition with England out; lack of even a promise of a last 16 place means viewing the rest of the tournament as a neutral and - good as some of the teams look - there is an inevitability that many of them won't be worrying the quarter-finals. This makes the entertainment quotient somehow diminished and I'm not sure why this is. I've watched World Cups where England haven't even been represented and enjoyed them immensely, so perhaps this is just a fleeting feeling. Or perhaps I'm just tired of the whole thing - I have to admit there are elements of 21st Century football I find really tiresome.

Last night's Germany v Ghana was a cracker though and I've really enjoyed tonight's Korea v Algeria game too, although I'm still concerned that the Africans are merely a France 'B' team because a lot of the player's came through the French nursery system, playing for France for the Under 19's before switching to Algeria. This is a nonsense, is happening everywhere and now affects quite a few national sides and it should be stopped immediately. Incidentally, I say that as a fan of English cricket which has had more than it's fair share of South Africans and Australians in; there should be no residential issue at all - At least not until the first batch of Poles, Germans and Rumanian's start playing for England. 

Saturday, 21 June 2014

World Cup Diary - Day 10 Media reaction is wrong, wrong, wrong!

Blagg rant
Here's the ESPN link to the rant about the media.
Englands failure hardly a surprise

And here's the unedited version that also mentions the sainted David Beckham who seems - for reasons I can't explain (perhaps it's a Government plot?) - to be armour-plated.


Not with a bang, not with a whimper; it was worse than that. Germany and France hadn’t even played their second game as the English FA were checking flight times and booking tickets home. So the manner of the departure was hard to take perhaps, but was the eventual outcome?

Not a single England supporter I met, nor any comment I saw on the web suggested England would progress very far in this tournament; most thought the squad would do well to emerge from a tough group.  None of the professional predictions on radio, TV or web remotely indicated Steven Gerrard would be lifting the trophy either – so why is anyone surprised at how things have turned out? Considering expectations, it’s rather odd to see the outpouring of frustration and anger from the English media.

Perhaps it’s one of those things that can be said more easily beforehand than experienced after, but getting out of Group D always seemed a tall order for the Three Lions . The draw was not kind to an inexperienced side - how often do you get a four nation team containing three previous World Cup winners? – but the fact is though, even before the plane touched down in Brazil, it was known that England were suspect in defence, lacked tournament knowledge and - more importantly - couldn’t rely on any decent world-class players. Barring the addition of the usual suspects – think of him of what you will, but John Terry was sorely missed here and even Rio Ferdinand could probably have played had he wanted – it is difficult to see what Roy Hodgson could have done. It’s true that in the actual heat of the battle the general display and results have been extremely disappointing. But surprised? I think not.

What was particularly galling was the show of irritation and disappointment from those players who had failed before at previous World Cup’s but were quick to apportion blame on the current squad. Trending last night was an exasperated rant from Chris Waddle made on the radio, the former England winger bemoaning the state of English football with a ‘we never learn’ comment that seemed the type of thing plucked from the heart of every England fan. The condemnation though  -- described as ‘brilliant’ by many post-match – was actually a sad indictment of the English mentality.

If nobody expected anything of this current England side, that can’t be said of the Lineker and Gasgoine inspired 1990 squad. Desperately unlucky that side may have been, but the failure to put the ball into the net from 12 yards was the reason that team never progressed to a deserved final place. And who blazed another 12 yards over the bar in the penalty shoot-out in that game? Well none other than Mr Waddle himself. Stones and glasshouses seems the appropriate response here. 

Similarly, Rio Ferdinand is a fine defender by anybody’s standards but the player was also part of the ‘Golden Generation’ who never shone, while Alan Shearer and then manager Glenn Hoddle never got past the last 16 in 1998. Meanwhile, in-between the match coverage of the Italy and Uruguay games, UK TV viewers would have seen an advertisement featuring that great cultural icon David Beckham. The man may well be handsome and he certainly wears a suit well, also - as revealed in a recent UK travel documentary - the former England captain is known by some indigenous tribes in the central Amazonian rainforest too; but this most famous of players  appeared at three World Cup’s and barely – albeit with injury – never once shone as expected. What do we want from our heroes? Trophies held aloft or a fashion catalogue?   

The national team have been failing for decades and attempts to turn on current players, manager or tactics is utterly pointless. Those doing the shouting haven't been any more successful than those soon coming home. English football has long been in a mess;  the grass roots of the game are where the problems lie and even if this were to be addressed tomorrow, it would still be another two or three World Cups before England reaped the benefits.  

Rather than turning on yet another failing crop, those pundits might be better biting the hand that used to feed them. Only then might English football start to extricate itself from the mire it has wallowed in for so long.


Today's World Cup Menu
Bratwurst, Quilmes Argentinian Cerveza